I pay taxes for that sh**!

As I walk along there’s some idle speculation that I’m a spy.

Since I’m an American people tend to ask if I work for the CIA. However, when someone’s flattering me they ask if I work for Mossad. Apparently the CIA hasn’t shaken its reputation for being a bunch of bumbling idiots. When you need a job done well, Mossad seems to be the shop to call on.

For the record, I’ve never worked for an intelligence agency, and I damn well hope the CIA doesn’t make their agents walk everywhere. The least they could do is buy them a plane ticket. I pay taxes for that sh**!